The following allegedly originate from essays written byhigh school history students.. These have been around since pre-Internet days, but still amuse Warning: Avoid hot liquids while reading these pages….. Egypt The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such… Continue reading Linguistic Lapses: Hilarious Historical Malaprops, Eggcorns, Spoonerisms and Puns